Jekyll of All Trades

several-pots-of-coffee:

pukicho:

a-rosie-disaster:

pukicho:

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

(via advanced-procrastination)

depsidase:

(via stampothy)

neotrances:

neotrances:

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

(via immaplatypus)

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

(via immaplatypus)

shioripilled:

he fucked that old man

(via an-angry-bear)

thy-flesh-consumed420:

Where is she going

(via sovereignbryce)

actualbird:

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

(via amaglad)

planetben:

:

YOU hate JK Rowling!

(via amaglad)

capacity:

capacity:

Anyways…… Being cool is not having any guilty pleasures and just being a sincere person and living your truth just in case nobody told u

I lied some of you should be ashamed of yourselves

(via with-no-box)

xaveria:

xaveria:

i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we’re just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets

(via with-no-box)